Gamling & McDuck is looking for a Saturday/Sunday Personality to set the tone in our Downtown Napa Tasting Room.

Must be able to:
Talk wine- Sell wine- Be wine.
Move wine- Move tables, chairs, and an awkward patio umbrella.
Remember to turn everything on and then off (later).
Write a paragraph or 2 of job application without your AI friend.

Must possess at least 3 of the following personality traits:
Komodo dragon-like ability to go from lying motionless to jumping into savage action.
Red Panda-like aura that bewitches algorithms into focusing up and locking in.
Golden Retriever-like belief that every stranger is likely a future friend.
Capybara-like chillness to thrive in any social situation/conversation.
Beaver-like compulsion to leave things better than you found them.

$25 an hour plus all the tips.

Gamling & McDuck is Cab Franc & Chenin since forever and into wine, not wine industry.