July 28, 2016

THE 8 BEST BEERS TO SERVE AT YOUR WEDDING

 Getting married was the best decision I’ve ever made for any number of the usual reasons, and also because my father-in-law has recently revealed that he blames Michelle Obama for daylight saving time. He’s a kind and reasonable man, and I sense that he likes Mrs. Obama well enough in general, but he thinks A) it’s high time we abolish DST, which is fair enough, and B) that would be the perfect sort of issue for a First Spouse to devote her (or his) time to. Which I guess also makes a smidgen of sense? But regardless of how you feel about any of these positions, you must concede that it is a glorious thing to hear your father-in-law blame Michelle Obama for inconvenient clock issues.