July 11, 2016

FOUR WAYS TO KEEP SCOTCHY SCOTCH SCOTCHING IT UP THIS SUMMER

It’s summer. Wonderful. Time to work on your butterfly stroke and slather on some butter for a serious bake (see 2:25 here; also, kidding, wear SPF 1,000,000). Really the only summery drawbacks we can conceive of: for some reason people keep handing Scotch whisky drinkers Collins glasses and tumblers and (God help us) novelty items full of tequila and gin and vodka, with various fruits and herbal garnishes. Pretty sure I blacked out after someone recently handed me a drink with an umbrella in it.