"I can tell you without a doubt, had Kitchen Confidential happened to me when I was 25 or 28, or even 32, you would have found me face down in the pool at Chateau Marmont." ... I have tons of regrets but I'm not eaten alive by the 'if only I had done this,' or 'if I'd only done that.' I don't know if I would have done that much different if I had to do it again. It's been an interesting ride so far ... "