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October 2005
Maintaining the Magic
by Jake Lorenzo
"Whistling while you work?" asked Jake Lorenzo, private eye. "It's happy work," replied Dr. Iggy Calamari, inventor of the wine-powered pacemaker. Iggy was whistling the UB40 version of Red, Red Wine while he tinkered with his machine, and said, "I've really got something here, Jake. If I can get this thing to work, I'll make so much money, it'll make my pacemaker royalties look like chump change." Iggy poured a five-gallon carboy of Cabernet Sauvignon into a stainless steel spout attached to...
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