Steroids for the Vineyard
by Jake Lorenzo
May 2004 Issue of Wine Business Monthly
"Of course I know about it," brags Dr. Iggy Calamari inventor of the wine-powered pace maker. "Hell, I sold them the damn machine.""What machine?" inquires Jake Lorenzo, the naïve private eye from Sonoma.Calamari sighs, and then as if explaining to a forgetful child, "The Inductively-Coupled Plasma Spectrometer (ICPS). Damn thing's the size of a small pick up truck. With it we can provide a multi-element analysis measuring trace minerals and toxic metals. The ICPS takes the sample, blood or urin...
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