August 23, 2016

WINSTON'S HICCUP: BLAME JORDAN'S ODD BORDER ON A VERY LIQUID LUNCH

 There’s a special category in life called “Things We Brag About Doing While Drunk.” No, we’re not including driving. No matter what your uncle, or friend, or that guy who just rear-ended you insists, nobody’s a better driver while intoxicated. Better at lying to yourself, sure. Better at not noticing the many minor to incredibly dangerous mistakes you’re making, absolutely. But no, none of us turn into Ryan Gosling behind the wheel after a few Chardonnays.