July 25, 2016

WHAT DO BARTENDERS DRINK AFTER A SHIFT?

 Bartenders. They’re the rock stars of night life. Like a dude with a guitar, a bartender is somehow automatically cool. Give a guy or girl a jigger and a Boston shaker, and suddenly they’re in control of your inebriation destiny. And you worship respectfully. You wave your money at them (don’t do that), you flirt with them (also don’t do that), you pray to the gods of intoxication they’ll make eye contact with you over the row of bachelorette partiers blocking access to the bar.